Oh I can come up with some dilly's at times. Though I did fail to add he was a big ugly mug and I played avoidance with him the rest of the night until I just had to have him bounced.
Okay it was a black knit hat or a tobogon as they call it around here. Of course where I come from that is a sled with runners. Which is even more humurous if you think of LFLS H trying to whoo her out of her stockings with a sled on his head. just looking for a slippery sloope to ride down. HMMMM okay enough of that before I visualize to much funny stuff in one day! I am bad for the visual one day my girlfriend was complaining that her H keep at her for sex all the time and one day she was walking down the hall and he said something and she pulled down her pants bent over and said here if you want it so bad. About a hour later a flash of it just passed in my mind as she walked past my desk and I about died of laughter. It was so omg life like and you would just have to see her she is a huge girl. It took me weeks to be able to look at her without wanting to Roll on the floor after that.
A dirty blonde by nature thank you very much. Bleached blonde by trade and a little bit boring looking brunette. Still thinking about trying for the ravishing red head like GEL.
Well going to cry in my beer(oh thats right I don't drink) going to go cry in my tea the panthers are losing. Not that I like football but hey I did atleast sit through 3 quarters with the H just trying to be nice and since they are the home team I wanted them to win. By the way what ever happened to the cheerleaders did not see a one.
Dang Chrissy. I feel like I either need to join Mellanie in the blushing club or BF in the ROTFLMAO club. Thanks for keeping my thread alive.
"First of all let me say this you must be one hell of a kisser if you can make your wife O from a kiss. Never in my life. That would be awesome."
Well, I was massaging her breasts at the same time, so it wasn't JUST the kiss. She did push me away all of the sudden yelling "STOP STOP STOP!" and then O'd. I thought it was kinda funny but she was not amused.
The W has said that she thinks I am a good kisser, much better than her previous boyfriends. I've only kissed (other than a peck) one other woman who said I was a good kisser too, but that was just after one kiss. I do REALLY like to kiss my wife, I kinda lose myself in it, forget there is a world outside of her lips. Maybe that's what it takes to be a good kisser. Maybe its just because she is a good kisser too.
"Urgh no all woman O differently. When I O I do not thrash around wildly nor do I moan groan scream or else wise have many visable signs. I actually hold my breath during a O and move very little.(I also held my breath will giving child birth for what ever that is worth). But every muscle in my lower half tighten which is exactly why I do not move around. Movement makes me relax the muscles and loose out on the O. Its a focus tech. Or maybe BF will say it is a control issue lol."
Your description does sound similar to how my W O's, so maybe she is getting a lot of good feeling out of it like you are.
"After I O is when the wild thrusting urge comes in to play. Jungle sex as I refer to it. I still do not grunt groan moan or what ever. Well maybe moan now and again but not to a extreme."
Here is where you differ though. I have not seen any sign in my W that she enjoys sexual activity after her O, although I have never directly asked. My size might again be a problem, coupled with lubrication problems, nervousness, etc. I am anxious/excited to see if we can solve the issues and maybe get to a point where she does enjoy the feeling of IC beyond her O.
"If I was to flay around the bed I would be faking it.(okay and laughing my ass off)."
LOL
"I use to feel like he was digging for gold down there."
More valuable than gold IMO. Can you blame us guys for go after it with gusto? LOL
"Pratice while sitting at your desk or where ever. Get some carbon paper put it under a few pieces of paper. Rub the paper lightly the goal to not press hard enough to rub carbon on to the paper. You are teaching your self a pressure tech. You can gauge how much pressure you are asserting with your fingers at this time. Sounds whack but believe me it will help you. Of course the easiest way would be if you had a wife that just said a little softer instead of stop to gauge it but hey we cannot all be me."
Thanks for the practicing tip. I really appreciate it. I feel kinda like Kane in Kung Fu ... "You must walk across the rice paper without making a mark Grasshopper." LOL Thanks again.
"Is it always the same fantasy?"
The fantasy has a number of variations, but the essential concept is the same every time.
"This screams to me she likes it. Maybe by not being herself she disconnects from her moral self? Is less inhibated or what ever."
An interesting thought. Hmmm. The only problem I have with the idea is that the fantasy is about me and what I want. She has never shown any signs that the role-playing excites her in any way. It was just her gift to me, which I did appreciate. But I do want our sex life to be about us from now on. Am I being too idealistic?
"While I myself could do the sexy lingerie and high heels. Talk to me or act as if I am suppose to be a hooker I am going to role on the floor laughing my ass off."
The W and I have never done any of that kindof role play, and I'm not sure how she would take it. Probably would get to giggling like you do.
"Fantasy can be fun and can also be used as a great learning tool. If you are both playing for the other."
Your last sentence is what gets me. Although I have asked many times about her fantasies, she has never expressed any. This leads me to believe that she just wants it to be about real life, her and me. That's what I want too.
"Your wife will tell you when she is ready for you to enter her, Your wife will get on top which means she is doing some of the work. Your wife will role play You know what gets your wife hot. Kissing and breast foreplay. Your wife is not as LD as you think. You need to learn how to play her passions and make her unable to deny them."
She has in the past stopped foreplay (rather suddenly sometimes) to get on top. I like for her to do that because she has a much easier time of finding the position that makes her feel good. Oddly enough she seems to get more tired when she is on the bottom. Some of the difficulty there is due to our size difference. I have to contort quite a bit to continue stimulating her breasts or clit while we are having IC, and it might kill the mood somewhat.
"After you read this give her one of those knee knocking kisses when you go to bed then tell her you love her and then snuggle up and go to sleep do it before you leave for work. A few times a day then no follow up. Oh she will want you. And after a few days follow up and give her what she wants."
OK. I'll try it. Most of the time she begs off when I approach her for a passionate kiss, citing bad breath or something else. I guess it might be one of those "halfhearted protests" that Stig and others mention. I just need to keep at it even if she rejects sometimes. Well, having my W hot for me is one of if not the biggest dream I have, so I guess it is worth the effort.
Thanks Chrissy.
"Recollect me darlin, raise me to your lips, two undernourished egos, four rotating hips"
Hey at least your H was game. Mine would never in a quadzillion years even think about role playing. He is hands down the most self conscious person I've ever known.
We have this standing joke because when I walk towards him he unconsciously backs away. Sometimes I will yell Stop! just to get him to hold still so I can hug him or whatever. Just last week his boss straight up said, Are you going to stop moving backwards so I can get the report out of your hand? lol H hadn't realized he was doing it, again.
I asked him why he did that and he said that he fears he is offensive to people. ????????????
Actually I would be game for something like that too, thought it was kind of appealing....my H wouldn't ever go for that unfortunately. Every now and then something like that would be fun, but definitely not on a regular basis.
Thanks Honeypot! They DO all suck don't they. Well, not Chrissy, she's a chocolate fan so I'll forgive her. That Chrome and BF guy though are just mocking me. Jerkys. Chrome is too sweet to get mad at and BF at least called it "cute" so all is forgiven. The funny part is I bet BF has some awesome tales of sexual escapades that he could share. lol Probably 100 times more scandalous than mine. Hmmm.... But like you were saying HP, some guys (like your H) would never role play so at least my H and I have the option. I think it is almost easier for him to "act" his way through sex sometimes than to truly be in the moment. That was interesting about your H backing away from people. Offensive? I don't get that either.
GEL Yes, once in a while it is fun but not regularly. Our role playing was once in a blue moon. And after the response I received here Lol, probably not on the sexual agenda anytime soon. Even I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face anymore.
LOL...to be honest, I really think I would have a difficult time keeping a straight face. Several years ago when I was still single n'such...I remember one night, my bf and I were ML and he thought he'd try something....he slapped me on the azz and said "whose your daddy!!!" dead serious....I burst out laughing. I mean....the last thing I want to think about at a time like that is....my dad! LOL
I am in a crunch for time but hey lets face it I like talking about sex so I can squeeze in a moment or two.
Well, I was massaging her breasts at the same time, so it wasn't JUST the kiss
Okay still never in this lifetime and I think it would be awesome.
I have not seen any sign in my W that she enjoys sexual activity after her O
Actually if I recall correctly you said that she sometimes hugs you afterwards that is called EC dear boy better then all the wild thrust in the world. Also you play into this if she has O you can pick up the pace and see how well she responds to this.
Thanks for the practicing tip.
Np though I am sure they seem wack but a person does not realize how much pressure they apply with there fingers it takes practice. The force used to type or hold a pen is the norm for most activities just not this one.
The fantasy has a number of variations, but the essential concept is the same every time.
Slowly change the concept.
The only problem I have with the idea is that the fantasy is about me and what I want.
But she is still willing to do it to give you what you want in a out of reality (lack of better wording) setting. Yet she is inhibited to do so many things in reality. Freeing her self of her moral consiousness.
Although I have asked many times about her fantasies, she has never expressed any
Inabitions stand in her way. Let me tell you I got GELIZED and the HONEY DEW DROP on this board because of this following thing.
My H use to deny he ever masterbated or had fantasies of any kind. Always stated I was the only thing that could turn him on and to fantasize about someone else would do nothing for him. He no longer denys these things (well tries at times but) I told my H it would make me hot to have him MB infront of me. He complied with no problem and was quite experienced at the art. Then one night I took it further and asked him to spell out a fantasy he said he had none. I walked him through one that was totally not about me in no way shape or form. While he MB. Okay he had no problem with getting the job done. My intentions were to put his lies in his face. But it also had a more profound side effect. H now knows I have no problem with him doing such things and feels free to do so with out having to be a hypocrite.
This leads me to believe that she just wants it to be about real life, her and me.
Screams she is embarrassed of her own sexuality. That along with her response to the kiss causing a O and alot of other things.
She has in the past stopped foreplay (rather suddenly sometimes) to get on top.
So she wanted more is what this says I like for her to do that because she has a much easier time of finding the position that makes her feel good.
Have her try putting her knees up not down and also try it with her facing away from you. If you do not already do this. The upper position is actually something that for a woman helps them control stimulation to there clit with a grinding motion and also helps them position it to there liking
Most of the time she begs off when I approach her for a passionate kiss, citing bad breath or something else. I guess it might be one of those "halfhearted protests" that Stig and others mention
Yeap I would say so if your kisses are that hot!
Gotta go but will be back gonna play with LFL somemore God I love that girl!
he slapped me on the azz and said "whose your daddy!!!" dead serious LOL! See, now I would love the slap on the azz part but my sexual perversions are not so twisted that I get off on hearing "daddy" anywhere in the bedroom, thank you very much Lol. I basically like to stay away from any "names" - daddy, mommy, b*tch, big boy, anything like that is just not very sexy. I like the guy to describe what he is going to do though or ask/command. "Roll over" "Touch your bleep" For some reason I like to here the f word during sex too. "I'm going to f you so hard" That type of thing is hot. TMI?
and a little bit boring looking brunette. 
Not that I like football but hey I did atleast sit through 3 quarters with the H just trying to be nice and since they are the home team I wanted them to win.
