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Actually, Jo,

It's Big Feet, Big Shoes.

Hey Jo,

Just be careful with the sand. It gets everywhere -yeouch! Sandfleas are little beasties, too.

Not that I would know.

Gabriel

Sand fleas? I've never heard of sand fleas.

You know what, I reckon Gabe has done it on a beach; in fact, I reckon all of you DB'ers have done it - that's why you know more than me!

Jo.

I do not remember how to enagage in the activity you are alluding to?

Are we talking about sunbathing here? If so, I did it a couple of days ago. It's really pretty easy, Dogma. Drive to the beach, put town a blanket, lay on the blanket for a few hours and go home. Now, if a luscious blonde approaches you, you're on your own.......

Guys don't sunbath.

I cannot imagine how one sits still in the broiling sun for a few minutes let alone a few hours.

Sorry, no blondes, clearly have a prefrence for the brunettes and darker and a very weak spot for redheads.

LOL

Oh poor Bruce! You reminded me of this old 'Carry On' movie where this woman refused to let her H sleep with her and he even had to 'look the other way' when she was getting ready for bed.

She even said she thought it was terrible that the hotel expected them to share a room just because they were married!

Then when they finally got around to getting it off, the H stopped and she said
'What's the matter, dear?'
and he said
'I've forgotten what you do!'

Oh it was hilarious! 'Carry On Abroad' (1973) - you MUST watch it!

Jo.

I'm brunette - and no, I wasn't referring to sunbathing. I think Andy would be most disappointed if I just lay there reading my book!

Jo,
It is so good to hear the progress in your sitch.

There are sand fleas and sometimes ants also. But I wouldn't know anything about sex on the beach. (oh, wait, isn't that a drink?)

Yes, it is a drink. Usually followed by a "screaming orgasm", also a drink.......isn't it????

Jo,
How did a nice girl like you get this porn thread going???