There are times I wish I could have that too!!! I love my LDH dearly, and for the most part I really love the person he is the majority of the time...but there are times when I wish I could say to his "alter ego"...."ok, it's your turn to come out and play."
Quote: So here's the desire analogy of a woman who finds sex a spiritual experience. For me, being overcome with desire is like someone feeling the need to testify at a gospel church. Some people might talk in tongues, some might break into song, some might raise their hands to the sky and some might just fall on their knees and praise Jesus.
Too funny! If I based it on drive alone, I would come under Episcopalian, otherwise known as "Catholic lite" or "God's frozen chosen".
Quote: You have enough sex appeal for two or more people.
And wit. And heart. And generosity. And fun. And intelligence.
IOW, you're a mighty fine woman in so many ways, and the sooner Mr. Wilson realizes that, the better!
MrsNOP - Wanting to get in Mr. W's face, doing my best Dr. Evil impression and telling him to "Zip it!" And
"Shh! Let me tell you a little story about a man named Shh! Shh! Even before you start. That was a preemptive Shh. Just know I have a whole bag of Shh with your name on it."
Please submit an essay on each of the following themes.
1)Why I like my women on the round side.
2)Twenty ways to treat a woman with respect.
3)Fifty sexual adventures/fantasies that involve only the use of two middle-aged bodies, common items found in the average home and an active imagination.
Please enclose plans for the garden conservatory you will build for our 20th wedding anniversary and a signed copy of the following pledge.
THE PLEDGE OF ZORBA THE GREEK
I,_______, pledge in the spirit of Zorba that there is no sin greater than to deny the desire of my woman.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
I decided the version of the pledge in my last post was much too weak. Here's the updated version.
THE PLEDGE OF ZORBA THE GREEK
I,_____, pledge in the spirit of Zorba that there is no greater sin than to deny the desire of my woman. If I should ever sin in this manner, I shall soak my nuts in honey and serve them as baklava to the birds of prey.
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That's much better. It's not much of a boundary without a consequence.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
Great pledge. I think when I finally get H kicked into gear I will insist that we "renew" our vows.
Maybe something like this:
I _____ take you _________ to be my lawfully wedded wife. To kiss, fondle, f*uck regularly (twice on Sunday), in good times and especially bad, in sickness and health as long as we both shall live.
