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#342424 09/02/04 12:29 AM
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And what do you mean you can't write anything creative? Come on, I'm not buying that. You surely have fantasies and could write one out, with her as the heroine.





Just think about what you would say or want her to say if you were to have phone sex with her and then add a bit of plot.

I wrote the first chapter of a romance novel for a class in college. I would let you have it but you're probably not a Puritan man named Noah with hair the color of winter wheat so it would serve no purpose.


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#342425 09/02/04 12:35 AM
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I have a good friend who admits she and her hubby read steamy stories to each other as part of foreplay. She finds them online (not sure where). Maybe you could surprise your W some night and ask if *you* can read to *her*!


Try Literotica. There is a large volume of free stories. Most of them are bad, but if you look carefully you will find a few well written tails.

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#342426 09/02/04 01:21 AM
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My check list is to
1) be more aggressive
2) take more control ie grab her hair
3) start writing a story about a white hair, puritan named...oh yeah I got to make up my own. I will say the lead in to your story is compeling

I'll check out the story link, as far as writing my own...I'll have to severly edit my fantasies if I'm to adapt them to her. I'm pretty sure mine would offend her.

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Get in touch with your inner pirate!

Hairdog, a scurvy dog, indeed. Arrrrrr.

#342428 09/03/04 09:30 PM
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Actually I already have one, here you go.

http://www.the-joke-shop.com/showprod.asp?product=258

If I showed up in this she'd call to have committed that same minute...

#342429 09/03/04 09:47 PM
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LMAO! That is decidedly the most UN-pirate-like pirate costume I have ever seen. I especially love the skull-n-crossbones pants!!!

#342430 09/04/04 03:33 AM
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Are you "dissing" my pants?


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Egad, I know I'm pissin' my pants... never read this board without first using the restroom.

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Are you "dissing" my pants?




Oh you KNOW I'd love to "diss" your pants, baby. But that's your wife's job.

#342433 09/04/04 09:54 PM
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yeah, well she's not exactly performing up to specifications.

The only thing missing from this costume is a real parrot...I could teach it quote lines from her novels.


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