So my husband came home from his trip yesterday afternoon. We had a nice family evening together and I was feeling very loving towards him. I took off my robe when the kids weren't around and even Mr. Critical had to admit that my new night gown was pretty hot. However, he was tired from traveling and went to bed early.
This AM I brought him a cup of coffee and asked if he was still sleepy or ready to get up. He said he was ready for some coffee. Mrs. Optimistic assumed this meant he might be ready for some other activity. But no, he still needed some time to wake up. Maybe later. Mrs. Persistant wondered how much later because if it wasn't pretty soon she might have to take care of some needs in a 'solo' fashion. Discussion ensued which was followed by quite satisfactory sex. But Mojo is still blue. Why? Because she feels like her LDH is doling out sex to her the way a Victorian husband would dole out pin money.
I've been thinking about issues of frequency vs. quality vs.enthusiasm and I am despairing the possibility of ever getting near my ideal with a LDH.
Read no farther if you do not want to learn the ideal sex life of a HDW.
Sunday- AM- Session of slow , teasing sex. PM- Wrestling forlast beerin kitchen leads to quickie over the counter.
Monday- No sex
Tuesday- I read about new technique in magazine and try it out that evening. We each get a turn but I'm in charge.
Wednesday- I'm feeling blue. H comforting me leads to lovey session of more conventional style ML.
Thursday- No sex
Friday - We go to a movie my husband thinks is boring. He holds my hand gently while whispering all the "nasty"things he wants to do when we get home into my ear. We can't wait to get home and end up dry-humping in the car. At home, we shower and do it again in the shower.
Saturday- My H chides me for leaving the lights on in the garage. I agree that was very "bad" ofme.Hot session of role-play ensues.
Of course this is just a small sampling of what an HDW with an active imagination can think up. Why won't he come out to play
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
Hairyman, That's what all of us HD wives think when we read about you guys who will do the dishes and buy romantic things, all in the hopes of getting sex. Life is unfair but that also makes it exciting, eh.
NMB said: Read no farther if you do not want to learn the ideal sex life of a HDW.
There isn't enough time or space here to describe the ideal sex life of a HDM.
Although I really enjoyed reading NMB's suggestion, didn't she leave out a lot of grabs in the hallway, bending over the washing machine, "snacks" in the kitchen, etc, etc, etc?
Mike - HD is a state of mind...a CONSTANT state of mind!
Monday - No sex but... H catches glimpse of cleavage reflected in railway carriage window on way home from work. Can't wait to get home to find NoMojo dressed only in skimpy new nightie. After some brief preliminary welcome home snogging NoMojo finds to her surprise that new nightie is on the floor and she is wearing nothing but a necklace! Hot oral action follows (that doesn't count as "sex" so it's OK for Monday) then afterwards H finds he's still wearing (only) his tie!
Thursday - No sex but... H bunks off work and goes searching for NoMojo. Finds her in supermarket. Dumps her in trolley and whizzes her into the warehouse and kisses her until she is breathless. NoMojo suddenly realises H's hand has found it's way down the back of her shorts and has located lacy thong! After some intimate groping H straightens tie and goes to work. NoMojo passes through checkout just a little breathless. SD – phew I needed that!
I especially liked Thursday. Monday would have been fine, but I never wear necklaces (maybe that's my problem H has a never expressed necklace fetish?)
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
I want to apologize for my post yesterday regarding the sexual life of the HDW. I was rushing out the door and was insensitive in what I said.
I didn't mean to put down your "plan", although that is what I communicated. That plan would make my world a happy place.
Please forgive me for being a jerk. That happens more often than I'd like to admit. It's a blood flow issue...the blood to my head is often blocked at my waist.
Mike - a 17 yo boy thinks about sex every 7 seconds, but it changes with age...at 48, it's only 7.75
I didn't think you were being a jerk. I just assumed you were trying to make the point that HD male desire beats HD female desire for frequency every time. You could probably beat me at arm wrestling too.
I was talking about frequency with my even more HD than me sister the other day. I said that though I could probably be up for action an average of once a day, I didn't think I would be into doing it every day. She asked me why not. I said that sometimes I like to garden or get some work done etc. She replied "you know that it only takes 15 minutes don't you?". LOL
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
TBH, I have no idea what my ideal sex life scenario would be. I was untried and untested before marriage, and "NO" was the first word I heard once married. I've often wondered if (read:worried that) I wouldn't really be HD if given the chance to have sex whenever and whatever way I wanted to. That's a real nightmare for a MLC-aged guy!!
The fact is, I have never had a chance to know. Like I said before, your plan looked great to me. And as most of the HDM here did, I started thinking about Monday and Thursday.
Mike - who doesn't need to have more sex, but is tired of having it alone
