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I think I am indolent. What's the cure?

I haven't done a full day of work since starting on this BB. Wait! Who am I kidding, I haven't done a full day of work in years.


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To all my indolent friends--

The cure for indolence is more junk food, alcohol and bad sex.... OH NO! Did I say that? It's taking initiative. Now look what you've done, Rottzilla. I have to go back to work now that it's in black and white for all to see. This totally ruins my day, and it's just begun.

Another day living the ocean dream. No contact from Mr. W. yesterday and our interaction this morning was an enthusiastic hello from him (I was bent over getting something out of the cupboard--PERVERT), and a Terrell Davis-like wave on my way out the door.

I'm going to ASSume that the lack of contact yesterday (which is a departure from the most recent norm, but not inconsistent with the alien) was so he could live in his cave and solve problems at work. The look on his face indicates that he's thinking.

Finally! Did someone here send him the memo?

I will probably initiate contact today because I'm hoping to make an appointment with our MC, who has not seen us in 6 months. I hope he didn't burn our file in disgust.

I'll keep you all posted.

Now I must make myself UN-indolent....

Just keep swimming!


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LMAO!

My God! You are something!

You have such a sense of humor!

I'll pass on the bad sex, infact I'll pass on sex! LOL
Frankly I don't know what to do if my H would ever want , I forgot! LOL

Think I will settle for a glass of water and a movie...

Good Luck with the MC, LOL, nope don't think he threw away your file! LOL.

Hey, but want to make bets my XXXXX att did throw my files in discust! ROFLMAO!

You're great and I can always count on you for a laugh! Thanks!

Deb


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Oh, Deb thanks! I have been celibate for too long myself. I shudder to think what would happen if I found myself in a position to partake of that recreational activity...

It wouldn't be pretty. Whoever winds up there better prepare to be mauled. I'll have to take animal obedience classes after that happens.

Please don't hold your breath, though. I don't want to bear the responsibility for your death while doing so!


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Or Deb... I just got the following sent to me at my work e-mail address. Maybe I'm actually confused? I might be a guy... and I didn't even know it:

Get Sexy Girls NOW!

Over 150 pages of insider techniques and advanced methods in seduction, charisma, and attraction!

Like most guys, chances are you want to improve your success with women. Whether it's getting your first date, or to re-spark a loveless relationship, we can help. There are no manuals that come with women like those that ship with cars and motorcycles, that's why we have written this guide.

Can someone please help me out? Now I'm not sure who I am or what I want or need....


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Quote:

I shudder to think [about ]




Bets, if you're "shuddering" just thinking, I can only imagine the movements when the real deal arrives!! Hunchback or not!


Merrick


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our interaction this morning was an enthusiastic hello from him (I was bent over getting something out of the cupboard--PERVERT)




ROTL!!!

I can't even count the number of times in our life W was bending over and I've given her an enthusiastic greeting as I walked into the room. We men are such perverts.


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Heh heh, you guys are just too funny! Thanks for the monster laughs.

Now it's time to return to work. Otherwise I'm going to have to write on the grease board 100x:

I must not be indolent.

CUL8R!


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Bets-
You want bad sex!!! That manual is for people who want good sex, so just delete and don't worry another minute about it!!!

Although I guess if you want sexy girls...maybe Kevin would reconsider that operation...


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Giggle..snort

Thanks for the laughter!

Hugs.


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