With a teenager's wardrobe and a few credit cards, I knew in a moment he was out at the bars. Then came rapid spewing venom, chock-full of shame And he sniggered and shouted and called me foul names.
"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen! These fleet ones are OPs, IF you can recall, Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!" (T2)
"You know, it's times like these when I realize what a superhero I am." Tony Stark/Iron Man
“Focus on what you can do, then do it with all your heart.” Lois Wilson
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, When mid-lifers meet with an obstacle, they take to the sky; So outta the house the mid-lifer she flew, With a houseful of family, tossed aside, like an ol shoe.
"You know, it's times like these when I realize what a superhero I am." Tony Stark/Iron Man
“Focus on what you can do, then do it with all your heart.” Lois Wilson
And what to my wondering eyes should appear A text to another man starting out with "my dear" Seething with anger, mouth flying spit Alas! when confronted she called me a d!ck! More rapid than eagles the insults they came When she was well good and drunk she started calling me names You @sshole, you b@stard, you son of a b!tch! I'm not stupid! I'm not dumb you're what's wrong with this sitch! To the top of credit limits off to the mall All the cash away, the booze away, she spent it all!
My goal is to some day be the person my dog thinks I am
The OM dressed to impress, from his head to his feet And his overtures were outrageously recorded, although he thought them discreet. Was he magical or smarter? Was he Michael, David or Rick? Up close he looked like a peddler, but we call him 'Twinkle Dick'
Her Eyes-how they became dull, although she dressed like a teen! Her cheeks were sunken and hollow, her eyes had no sheen! Her once pretty mouth was twisted and bitter But she dressed like a rock star with makeup and glitter.
"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen! These fleet ones are OPs, IF you can recall, Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!" (T2)
"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter" MLK Put the glass down... "Yesterday I was clever so I wanted to change the world Today I am wise, so I am changing myself."
I just ran across this on accident - it's hilarious!! You guys are great writers!! Thanks for the laugh
Me - 42 exH - 56 Married 10.5 years Together 17 bomb dropped 1/6/14 signed papers 2/4/14 H moved out 2/22/14 D final 4/4/14 Dropped the rope 5/17/14 2 cats, 2 dogs
And I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight, " When it's MLC Christmas only I have a good night"!
I totally needed this humor- cracked me up!!!
Me 41 H 40 M 20 T 23 S 19,16, 8 D 13 BD1 dec 2012 not sure going to work BD2 sep 2013 seeking a D Filed oct 2013, D Feb 2015 Life is about daring greatly, about being in the arena- Brene Brown
