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Re: I will survive...or do even better! ImprovedRomeo #2091553 10/19/10 04:11 PM
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ImprovedRomeo Member I Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,873 SoCal	We must've been typing at the same time... Really glad to hear everything went well! yay! Me: 35\|WAW: 38\|D: 6yo \| http://tinyurl.com/2dxx7m6 Feb 2006, left, came back in two weeks Aug 2006, left again Apr 2007, filed for divorce Dec 2007, reunited Mar 2010, moved out, filed again

Re: I will survive...or do even better! ImprovedRomeo #2091554 10/19/10 04:12 PM
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OP whatisis Member W Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 9,035 Canada	Yah, but that woman was in my ass the whole time...or was that the morphine?! hey guys, watch the edit button on the new and improved DB, if you take more than two seconds to change something you are doomed! Divorced February 27, 2012. "Only by love is love awakened".~ Ellen G White

Re: I will survive...or do even better! whatisis #2091557 10/19/10 04:19 PM
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soleil Member S Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 2,372	^ Thanks for the warning. Originally Posted By: whatisis I'm praying to be unconscious, or as close as you can get, through the whole damn thing. Hahaha! Glad to hear it all worked out okay, Wii. Me: 29 Got a ticket to the D concert

Re: I will survive...or do even better! soleil #2091563 10/19/10 04:22 PM
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kat727 Member K Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,326 Kansas	Good to see that it didn't affect your sense of humor!! kat Me-53(and learning!) S24, S21, D18, D17 Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming. Dory

Re: I will survive...or do even better! kat727 #2091569 10/19/10 04:32 PM
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smith18 Member S Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 5,992	I wished that I posted the following to you before you went in... Things to say during a colonoscopy... 1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before." 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!" 5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." 7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do theHokeyPokey...." 9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!" 11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

Re: I will survive...or do even better! soleil #2091571 10/19/10 04:33 PM
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OP whatisis Member W Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 9,035 Canada	Originally Posted By: soleil ^ Thanks for the warning. Originally Posted By: whatisis I'm praying to be unconscious, or as close as you can get, through the whole damn thing. Hahaha! Glad to hear it all worked out okay, Wii. I did ask to be unconscious but the doctor said in order to do that they'd have to boost the valium and that would stop my breathing. I said "OK, then let's stick with that first plan. I'm kind of partial to breathing" he replied "good choice" Divorced February 27, 2012. "Only by love is love awakened".~ Ellen G White

Re: I will survive...or do even better! smith18 #2091573 10/19/10 04:36 PM
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OP whatisis Member W Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 9,035 Canada	Originally Posted By: KerryK I wished that I posted the following to you before you went in... Things to say during a colonoscopy... 1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before." 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!" 5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." 7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do theHokeyPokey...." 9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!" 11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?" Love it Kerry. And now I have the rest of the day off to add to these. After procedure homework!!! 14. Hey, are those my car keys? Divorced February 27, 2012. "Only by love is love awakened".~ Ellen G White

Re: I will survive...or do even better! whatisis #2091598 10/19/10 05:01 PM
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kat727 Member K Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,326 Kansas	Kerry could make a dead man laugh! Thanks for the smiles. kat Me-53(and learning!) S24, S21, D18, D17 Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming. Dory

Re: I will survive...or do even better! kat727 #2091603 10/19/10 05:07 PM
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OP whatisis Member W Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 9,035 Canada	Originally Posted By: kat727 Kerry could make a dead man laugh! Thanks for the smiles. kat I'm not that dead man you are referring to...right? I can kick the morphine anytime...really!!! Divorced February 27, 2012. "Only by love is love awakened".~ Ellen G White

Re: I will survive...or do even better! whatisis #2091608 10/19/10 05:11 PM
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kat727 Member K Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,326 Kansas	You aren't dead are you??? Silly wii. When will the morphine wear off? Don't do anything crazy in the meantime. kat Me-53(and learning!) S24, S21, D18, D17 Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming. Dory

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