So, years back my bff and I decide we're learning to golf. So, we take some privates at our club, and we're up and rolling... We're both athletes, right? LoL So, we join the 9-hole league on Tuesday ams. OK, it's a little competitive for us, but we are rockin' the new outfits (golf SKIRTs, boycotting the dyke polo's, etc...) ANYWAYS, we decide after most of the summer that the 9-hole league is a bit serious for our taste. We're going to try the Wednesday night women's league. It's at night, right? Has to be more fun, and btw, what are those shoot things for our bags that hold six beers? LOL So... we go the first Wed night, and it looks LAME. A bunch of blue hairs. We're seriously stuck, as we've signed up, and it's now starting to make us laugh hysterically that we're stuck here. So, we go to tee off... and the other two in our foursome are the "League Administrators," so we're like.. Sh*t! That's all we need, to be paired with the ladies in charge! Oy! Well, we go to tee off... they pull out four flasks, filled to the brim w/some kind of whiskey, rumpleminz, and some other NASY stuff... and they say, "Ladies, you can't tee off until you've chugged!" Then after that you had to do a beer bong at each green. These ladies taught us how to golf w/a beer can in our teeth. Needless to say, I didn't make it the full nine, and tossed my cookies behind a tree!
Isn't that special?
And, my golfing sucked!
Our club is super nice, too. Hahahah Who knew the JUDGE would make me hurl?
Me-46, D-21, S15, S13
After many years w/my head in the sand... I FILED Divorced 6/2011
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
I'm game. Could have used that bag last Saturday. Night out with the girls. Needless to say I am a light weight, but was having way too much fun. They almost got me to ride the bull. Long story....
Me & H: 33 yrs S: 4 & 6 D: 2 M: 9 yrs ILYBNILWY: 8/09 SEPARATED: 9/09 The Beginning
Where the freak is Fergie anyhow? I'm a little worried about him. He's probably gone out drinking afterward. If he drunk dials her, I'll drive up and swat him hard!
Me-46, D-21, S15, S13
After many years w/my head in the sand... I FILED Divorced 6/2011
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
