Divorcebusting.com Forums Open Forums Midlife Crisis call me closer

Okay, so you know what I do, what do you do?

I mean profession, so don't set your TMI beeper off!!

I can't stand that. Happens every time you would think we would learn. I tried just putting her on the porch once and instead of grass she chowed on a few leaves that had blown in. Same result.

Next time, lets try to do something different. Make them stay outside until they actually puke.

Mine tried to go after some deer in the back yard the other day. So it's back on the leash for now and back to freezing in the morning waiting forever for her to do her thing.

You have deer in your back yard? That's too cool. Are you avoiding my question from earlier about what you do? Are you a secret agent? Maybe that's why you don't sleep...

Oh man I'm sorry,

I missed that. My dual conversational (is that a word) skills are slippin.

I work for a telephone company.

Cool. Are you trying to do 8 things at once now? That might be over the limit of even your capabilities! LOL

So I have finally changed the channel. Now on TMZ for a little trashy gossip. Don't see anything else on. From educational preschool shows to trashy talk. Hmmmmm....

Thats quite the swing. I slipped today while I was on the phone. I was telling my friend that we didn't have any Damn power. The next words out of my daughters mouth were. "When are they gonna turn the damn power back on." I couldn't help but chuckle before I had to tell her that was a no no.

It is funny when the little ones try the bad words. You want to laugh so hard. My daughter was quite the master of context with sh*t for a couple of weeks when she was 2. My s was freaking out that his little sister was cussing. LOL

At least the infomercials are not on yet. I almost ordered those Firm dvds last night. I need to get back to working out.

Me too. I was doing really well about going to the gym up until my custody days were switched.