A couple of weeks ago I was getting the kids ready to take a bath. The water was running and the both were in the bathroom. My daughter was standing there watching me undress my son. Without thinking to "check" I pulled his diaper off and out plops a present onto the floor.
My daughter starts screaming and runs to the corner of the bathroom. I then realize why my daughter is screaming. I turn toward her to tell her to stop. I said it's not a big deal I'll clean it up. I then turn around to my son who is now standing there smiling taking a leak all over the floor.
Once when I was a kid, my baby brother plopped out a floater while we were taking a bath. I called him a "pig dink" and promptly got my mouth washed out with soap by my momma.
Once when I was a kid, my baby brother plopped out a floater while we were taking a bath. I called him a "pig dink" and promptly got my mouth washed out with soap by my momma.
That was yesterday. It is in the past. In a normal relationship that sets the tone for today.
In an MLC relationship do you know what sets the tone? Cause f-me if I ever did. The moon? Talking birds? radio stations in her fillings? Actually glad I have no idea.
I had to put this on here. Not trying to make light of the situation, just a reminder.
The next crazy azz thing that she does I'm thinking about talking birds and fillings LMAO!!!
My wife called last night from the cruise ship at around 5pm. The kids and I were not home yet and she didn't leave a message. I fixed dinner and opened up the windows of the house. It was 70 degrees yesterday.
She called again at about 5:30. She spoke to both of the kids for about 30 seconds each.
I got back on the phone and she asked how they were doing and if they were having "mommy withdrawals." I didn't want to hurt her feelings but they haven't really said much about her. I simply said they are doing great.
She then begain to complain about the water being rough and said she had been sea sick twice. I said oh man thats not good. The next thing she said was just classic. Her exact words were. " It hasn't been anywhere near as fun as when we went last year, oh well what do you do. " I bit my tongue...all I said was a sympathetic oh.
She then asked me if she could have the kids on Monday when she got back for a few hours while I was working. She said "I'll make sure I drop them off at your house by 5pm. when you get off work. She also said in a sweet voice you know you could be nice and let me have them on Tuesday because I'll only get to see them for a couple of days then your going to have them again for 5 days. Pleeeaaase? I told her I would talk to her about that later.
I said, well... ok I better go my dinner is getting cold. She said oh I'm sorry. I said no big deal I'll talk to you on Friday. See ya later.
When I dropped the kids off this morning, I wasn't wearing my work clothes. Our daycare provider asked if I had the day off. I said yes, I had some things to take care of and I had to meet with my lawyer today.
She doesn't know the details, but she can see what is going on. She told me she is still praying for us. I said thanks. She then said, "you know the funny thing is the other day when she dropped the kids off she was complaining that everyone else going on this work trip were all taking their spouses and she was the only single one going."
I just smiled and said have a good one and left.
< shaking my head > I don't think she is ever gonna get it.....
