HI yoyo, happy happy birthday. Glad you enjoyed your day. Now blow out those candles and go dark!
Me 53 H 50 D16, D29 M 22 years bomb 7/08 INH - alien pod replaces H 8/08 - OW (direct report), I work there also bomb II - H moves 10/1 expose ow 10/22 D to be final 9-09
Hi Everyone, Again thanks for the wonderful birthday wishes. I did have a nice birthday. I had a gourmet meal of popcorn and a diet soda! LOL. DD17 had 2 basketball games to cheer at. Although, I did have a nice surprise when I got home from school. DDs had a birthday cake with candles lit waiting on me when I walked in the door. They used the number candles instead of the single candles, didn't want to make the smoke alarm go off! They also got me a gorgeous decorative palm tree for my living room that I had my eye on. They are such great girls. Of course I must give H credit. He is the one that gave them the money to buy these things for me.
H picked me up for the ballgame. Oh by the way, he gave me the check for the sales tax on the SUV.
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are. -- Bernice Johnson Reagon
Martha - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone toprevent ice cream drips. Maxine - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake!You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway!
Martha - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.Maxine - Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.
Martha - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. Maxine - Go to the bakery! He!!, they'll even decorate it for you!
Martha - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant 'fix-me-up.' Maxine -If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: 'I made it, you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes !'
Martha - Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks. Maxine - Celery? Never heard of it!
Martha - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. Maxine -The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I don't.
Martha - Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Maxine - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away!
Martha - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. Maxine - Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you. Martha - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. Maxine - Leftover wine??????????? HELLO!!!!!!!
Lastly, if you don't share this with 1 of your friends within the next 5 minutes your belly button will unscrew and your butt will fall off.
Really.... It's true! Have I ever lied to you?
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are. -- Bernice Johnson Reagon
