Hey guys, can someone tell me a joke or something to get me out of this funk today....I cant stop crying. I will be doing something and a thought comes to mind and the tears just start coming.
I hate feeling like this! Its giving me a headache!
Kissak
"What time I am afraid, I will trust in thee." Psalms 56:3 M-37 H-37 S-10, D-15 M- 1993 First bomb- 12/23/06 Came and went too MANY times! Gone again 10-25-10
I guy takes his wife out to practice golfing. She hits the ball and it goes through the window of a big gorgeous house. The husband says "great! I told you to be careful! Now we have to go there, apologize and see the damages."
The two go to the house and see the big window shattered. They ring the bell and a very calm voice tells them to come inside. When they get inside, they see the glass all over and a very expensive looking vase broken from the ball as well.
A very large man is sitting on the couch. He asked "are you the ones that broke my window?" And they explained what happened. The guy says "I'm not mad. In fact I'm thrilled. You see, I'm a genie and was stuck in that vase for a very long time. Since you set me free, I'll grant you 3 wishes but I'd like the last wish for myself." The couple agreed since it's the least they could do.
For the first wish, the husband says "I'd like $1mm per year for the rest of my life" The genie agrees to grant the wish.
The 2nd wish, the wife says "I'd like a mansion in each exotic area around the world and filled with servants so I don't have to lift a finger." The genie agrees to grant the wish.
They ask the genie what his wish is. He says "I've been in that vase for many many years and haven't been with a woman. I'd like to have sex with your wife." The couple look at eachother, talk about it, agree that they're rich now and have no worries. The woman goes upstairs with the genie and they make passionate love for hours and hours.
Afterwards, the genie asks "If I may ask, how old are you and your husband?" The woman says "We're both 30." To which the genie replies "Hmm. And you both still believe there are really genies?!"
"What time I am afraid, I will trust in thee." Psalms 56:3 M-37 H-37 S-10, D-15 M- 1993 First bomb- 12/23/06 Came and went too MANY times! Gone again 10-25-10
"What time I am afraid, I will trust in thee." Psalms 56:3 M-37 H-37 S-10, D-15 M- 1993 First bomb- 12/23/06 Came and went too MANY times! Gone again 10-25-10
I think Im just stressing out over work and not having any money to pay my bills, so every little thing is affecting me...I even took some of it out on my H today. He has found a new friend. That didnt make things any better.
Kissak
"What time I am afraid, I will trust in thee." Psalms 56:3 M-37 H-37 S-10, D-15 M- 1993 First bomb- 12/23/06 Came and went too MANY times! Gone again 10-25-10
I would suggest you just take the day and cry all you want. Sometimes you need those kinds of days. Take a nap too, and maybe you'll wake up feeling a bit better. I have another joke too but I'll save it for later since it's another long one and I'm not on lunch anymore.
I am so sorry. Yeah, I would like to know too. Does he say: I have met someone new that I am seeing??????
Did he say it was a female friend?
The Bomb: 08/05 H moves out: 06/2006 H moves back: 01/07 & Out again: 01/07 H moves back: 03/08 & Out again: 04/08 H moves back: 05/09 & Out again: 07/09 Divorced 08-12 Kids: 22, 20, 19
