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and tequilla

why can't I spell that right today????

too much cold medicine

hey...
if you get a chance...
drop me a line I need your address

I lost it

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Good luck on finding the ash remover and coffee. When you see priest a year from now, consider drawing a little red circle and slash on the end of that cute nose. Maybe add the words ASH under it.

The cats sound as if there is peace in the world, theirs at least. Nice of them to let you borrow a spot on the bed at night.

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You trying to convince us the only thing you have been drinking is cold remedy? Ok, I'll believe that as long as you tell us what proof.


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Gosh!

Darn!

Heck!

I sounded like Wendy Whiner didn't I???? I hate it when that happens!

T-E-Q-U-I-L-A! Say it with me!

Awwww, I have a cute nose. Awwww! *blushing*

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Oh, and...

Why didn't someone tell me earlier that all the bankers in this town are male, single, and cute????

I've been missing out on a lot, apparently!

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Well.. W2S.. You handle the proof ?? Right ? Of course..

Yes.. bankers are all very cute but not all of them are male in my town.. just the male bankers are..um.. male ? Do you think you could find one there that has a shovel and isnt afraid of heights or snow ?.. and could operate the grill also ?

I think maybe Tequila would be a good kareoke song btw.. with a kazoo.

Just my .02.

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You reminded me...

I have to call roof guy and make reservations! That might just make someone's day. :-))))

I haven't inquired about his trash removal and grill operating skills. I should do that, hmmmm?

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Well.. of course !.. Why do I feel like Eeeeeping ?

Anyway.. any guy that can handle a loan .. well .. can handle a shovel.. and also all sorts of thingys ? I would think.

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Grill operating?????? What's this I hear??????

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Hmmmmm ... single bank type guys with shovels. Sounds like plot to a movie that .... oh hell, who knows, with the regular writers on strike this could turn into something. Maybe even an Oscar. Perhaps we should call him Oscar until we know his real name.

Would all the Oscars please line up over here at Window number two. Now, if any of you have grilled meat "and" taken out the trash in the last 48 hours, move to the front of the line.

Oscar number four, sorry, you may leave now. No offense, but you do have red hair so ..... take this blue sticker to the cashier and she will validate your parking.

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Ok, the rest of you Oscars, just start doing pushups or something while we discuss this further ....


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Better get to the grocery store fast, caffeine with simultaneous doodles withdrawl can be deadly!
I skipped the formal church thingy today. Just came home, stuck my finger under the firewood grate in the fireplace and then poked myself in the forehead.Close enough.

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