I need take lessons from my students and be thankful for the little things...
Buck, a 11th grader, has been failing my class, mainly because he would rather talk than do his work. He is very likeable though. Lately he has decided maybe he should start working. I just told him a minute ago that he is one point away from a D. He raised his hand in the air and said, "yes, a 59!". Doesn't take much to make him happy!
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are. -- Bernice Johnson Reagon
I don't know how you do it....you make tofu sound good.
I met with my roofer today. there goes the entire commission check I got last week. I hadn't really spent much out of it. It's a relief to know that we can at least afford the repair.
I am in Idaho. It is cold and wint ery right now. We haven't had winter for so long its hard to get back into it.
Got give ole Buck at least one point if he tries.
Bob, I don't know if I could go the tofu. I am a meat person even if they say it is bad. I have a lot of relatives that have made in way into their 90's eating Beef and chicken. but like Sara says you do make it sound eatable and good.
Boy as cold as it is It is the best time for the hot tub..I have gotten used to sitting in it by myself with a glass of wine, What a moment of peace. To see the clear sky and stars. It does the body good.
I posted this joke on LWB's thread, but I think it's pretty good, so I will post it here too. I don't know, maybe it is in poor taste.
GUTS OR BALLS?
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next fatty."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.