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No worries. Remember I had my own misadventure with the guy who looked like Shrek. I have my contingency plans in place.

(Mojo) It makes no sense if the dating/mating market was perfect, uniform and homogeneous. It's not. Women who share certain characteristics with me are in great demand in certain niches of the market. Therefore, FSG wants to be exclusive with me for basically the same reason that some guys might wait in line overnight to get tickets to the premiere of a Star Trek movie although other men wouldn't bother.

Also, he has a new job that requires him to work out of different areas of the country so any relationship he was in would be to some extent a LDR.




Do not tempt me further.

If I wanted to do that I could have just blithely posted my picture entitled Boyshortz as reason enough -lol.

A still picture? How very quaint. Your grandmother will love it.

This would be such a lovely rationale if you were, like, A COMMODITY!!!

Yes, it is rather quaint, isn't it? (sigh) Nothing that would interest an experienced man such as yourself. I shall just tuck it back in my old-fashioned satchel of books and pies and straighten my library girl skirt and put on my little red hoodie and be on my way. I do hope Grandma will like the picture. Could you perhaps direct me back to the path to her house? I was rather afraid to venture out into the woods alone today. I heard that something BIG and BAD was lurking about. I wish I had a heavy ax like yours but I probably couldn't even lift it.I'd just be bent over the woodpile helpless.

In order to take ownership of your sexuality you have to understand that your sexuality is a commodity. If you don't own it somebody else will.

It is true that I don't require a man in order to get an orgasm. However, I do yearn (suggested by Deida and more accurate than "want" or "need") for "affectionate man-handling" because it makes it about a bajillion times better. I don't know why exactly this is true and I don't need to know why exactly this is true anymore than somebody needs to figure out why they prefer high thread count sheets and chocolate over a bare mattress and some canned beans. All I need to concern myself with is how I can "afford" it.

(Mojo) I was rather afraid to venture out into the woods alone today. I heard that something BIG and BAD was lurking about. I wish I had a heavy ax like yours but I probably couldn't even lift it.I'd just be bent over the woodpile helpless.

Post a video of *that* and it's on.

You know you want to.

Well, what I may or may not "want" to do is semi-irrelevant since monkey-girl is under semi-assumed verbal contract with FSG studios for exclusive video production rights for the time being. My next scheduled "scene" involves a Nancy Drew outfit and a balcony rail. Perhaps you are still wondering why FSG is offering me an exclusive contract but I will offer no further blithe rationalizations. If you are wondering why I am taking his direction at the moment, the best answer I can give is that I like the way he says "That's my girl.". Once again proving that what works is what works even if you are self-aware, fairly differentiated etc. I think it was Dimasio who wrote the book on the brain that I read that proved that the hand reaches for the cookie even before the verbal center forms the thought "I want the cookie." Therefore, the will exists only in the conscious control of actual behavior.