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Monkey-girl put out her thumb and hitched a ride on an airplane. She leaves in 2 weeks. Meanwhile, FSG has caused her to orgasm about 23 times in the last 5 days and pretty much that's her limit. As I sit here typing I feel zero sexual desire. However, I promised FSG that I'd send him a picture entitled Boyshortz so probably I'll be having some more virtual sex tonight. I may have met my match. If any of you guys see a vapor trail cloud in the shape of a monkey over one of the southern states in a couple weeks, you'll know what happened to me- spontaneous sexual liquification /combustion.

Question for the BB: If a man tells you that you're not allowed to date other men and you don't say anything because you're in some sort of post-orgasmic fugue state, does that mean that you are in an exclusive relationship?


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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!! also, Snarl!!!!!

(I may have an overactive lioness, who wants to fuse in the most platonic way possible with your monkey.)

Or in plain English, "no". You were joking, right?

(I don't know how to do those damnable emoticons, so "wink".)


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(Mojo) orgasm about 23 times in the last 5 days and pretty much that's her limit

That isn't any kind of record. I'll expect better from you in the future.


Question for the BB: If a man tells you that you're not allowed to date other men and you don't say anything because you're in some sort of post-orgasmic fugue state, does that mean that you are in an exclusive relationship?

Near as I can tell, you're in whatever kind of relationship the man says you're in. Apart from sex, your lionness seems to be on permanent hiatus.


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Or in plain English, "no". You were joking, right?


Yeah, I'm not taking things too seriously these days. I view this kind of behavior as the equivalent of a kid in a store playing with a fun toy and then just deciding to march out with it operating under some kind of primitive possession is 9/10 of the law premise of masculinity. However, it is true that if you make me orgasm 23 times in 5 days and throw in a bit of cuddling, it's highly unlikely that I will be seeking affectionate man-handling from others.


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That isn't any kind of record. I'll expect better from you in the future.


LOL- It is quite possible that the cold weather is a limiting factor. Also, I'm not currently near ovulation.

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Near as I can tell, you're in whatever kind of relationship the man says you're in. Apart from sex, your lionness seems to be on permanent hiatus.


It really might be the case that my current passivity is rather superficial and limited. What sort of actions do you think my lioness would/should be taking if she were roused?


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If a man tells you that you're not allowed to date other men and you don't say anything because you're in some sort of post-orgasmic fugue state, does that mean that you are in an exclusive relationship?

I'd hold off on the exclusive stuff until you find out if you even can stomach this guy in person \:\/
Wouldn't that suck if you've been having all this great phone sex and the RL sex is....blech.
Could happen.

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I'd hold off on the exclusive stuff until you find out if you even can stomach this guy in person \:\/
Wouldn't that suck if you've been having all this great phone sex and the RL sex is....blech.
Could happen.


I know it. So does he. It is interesting that even if you've seen a bunch of pictures, heard the voice and shared sexual head space, there are still unknown factors at play. Which reminds me, I still haven't smell tested his cologne at the department store- lol.


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(Mojo) What sort of actions do you think my lioness would/should be taking if she were roused?

The lionness would take charge of whether or not the zoo is exclusive rather than merely yawning when boys come by and tape "Zoo's closed!" signs on the entrance.


Btw, if after a dude assists a woman in achieving many orgasms in a relatively short span of time said dude feels the urge to check if she's dating other men...something's up with that dude. He exhibits a neediness that is as yet unexplained.


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Mojo, don't you know a guy in a LDR with a woman needs to wear a T shirt for a day, no cologne, then send it to you.

Better yet have 5 guys do that at the same time and pick the shirt that you like and date him.

(based on a TV program about mate selection, body language, pheromones, and other traits)

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Burg Btw, if after a dude assists a woman in achieving many orgasms in a relatively short span of time said dude feels the urge to check if she's dating other men...something's up with that dude. He exhibits a neediness that is as yet unexplained.

Burg, I think it would be abnormal for the guy not to check.

If I was actually dating a similar woman to Mojo IRL I wouldn't want her looking outside our R. If I am not enough for her, I don't want to her LTR man.

Of course Mojo hasn't met the guy IRL or said she wants only one guy. Their R is long distance, which has its own problems. And, some players/recreational sex devotees don't need or expect commitment/exclusivity.

Based on Mojo’s other recent R, this one is not as solid because of the distance I can understand this new R is all up in the air and why there isn’t more commitment.

My comments dude feels the urge to check are to Burg, more than anyone else.

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