To bring everyone up to speed, I met a young lady and we decided to have coffee and cheesecake at the Cheesecake factory. After two cancellations, we finally made it on one of the stormiest days of this new year. (For clarity, Lissett dubbed her Cheesecake Babe and I shortened it to CB.) She got lost and the whole thing was right out of a sitcom: two people dressed in nice clothes got soaked! But we had fun, seemed to hit it off, and if nothing else, I made a friend. She is an absolute beauty with elegance and a wonderful personality. We didn't seem to have trouble talking. She actually said I was handsome! I said, "and just exactly how LONG have you been blind?" :-) I felt like a 12 year old asking a girl to a soda shop. Anyway, a good time was had by all. I was a perfect gentleman. I asked her if she'd like to do it again. You'll have to guess what her answer was...
David
The fires of true love can never be quenched, because the source of its flame is God Himself! - Shulamith
As you all sit with bated breath waiting for the next episode in my stirring marriage saga, I arrive with stunning news that we finally have an agreement as to settlement amount and settlement terms. She basically gets everything and I get something one of these days but I don't know what it is! It was pure H-E-double hockey sticks hammering out the minute details, but my crack legal team of Dewey, Cheetham and Howe finally got it done. They've assured me that I'll be D'd whenever they feel like it and I'll get my settlement, well, let's just say when it gets REALLY cold! After they take their cut I'll be able to buy Lis that hotdog I promised her! That's all the nudes that's fit to sprint right now. I'll let you know when I finally sign something!
A Bodacious TA-TA to you all!
David
The fires of true love can never be quenched, because the source of its flame is God Himself! - Shulamith
