Watch a baseball game on the television. Tell him that you want him to kiss you on the strikes, and you'll kiss him on the balls.
Hairdog
Oh!! Come on people...this was a classic!!! Sheesh ! Tough crowd Hairdog
Miss IC can't quite understand baseball too well....she keeps saying "He has 4 balls!! No wonder he has to WALK to first base " {As IC just shakes his head and turns the channel}