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Okay. I'm going to send you an email too.

Hey Saf,

My W's favourite colour is pink, I think the bug catcher might backfire and she may end up loving it

AndyV

Andy,

I assure you - NOBODY could love it; esp if it was their only present!!!!!

It serves neither use nor ornament. It's that real bright ugly pink - bubblegum - that kids love and the suction is CRAP. Too bad to suck up even a British spider. Although the tube is probably of the dimension to be put to other uses, (if you are a guy!!), the suction is so rubbish that it would be even more frustrating

Saffie

Hey Saf,

Maybe you were given the wrong present by mistake, and he told you it was for catching bugs to save face..............

Oops, sorry for being naughty.

Maybe he just thought it might have a dual purpose but after seeing how bad the suction was realised that it wouldn't satisfy both uses. He should have splashed out another £5 and got the Deluxe model - apparently that blows aswell as sucking!!!!!

Saffie

A naughty present would have been even more welcome!!!!

Let's face it - he could have just bought me another whip!!!!!

saffie

Geez Saf

That would be a fiver well spent

I know. Just my luck I married a cheap skate!!!!!

The whip would have been for me to use - not have used on me I hasten to add......... for my horse of course

Saffie

Oh, thanks for clearing that up for me Saf.

I had to pop out into the kitchen earlier to grab a wet tea towel and wrap it around my neck, sort of a little flushed after your last few posts

Sucking and blowing cylinders, whips, big sticks......................maybe I should get out more