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Hey Husband,
When I read this I thought of you. Hope you get a kick out of it!

A man riding his Harley was rolling along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothings wrong', and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

Okay one more....

Subject: One Question IQ test


Here's a one-question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day......

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
Think bout it first before scrolling down for the answer...












He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pair of
sunglasses" If you got this wrong -- please turn off your computer and call it a day.
I've got mine shutting down right now. (You know you missed it too, so shut down your computer)

Lwb,

You could never bring me down. Things are just happening fast around here. It has been like cooking a turkey. Ya wait all day (5 months). and then the time comes when you think it is ready.
Please post your feelings and vent all you want. good or bad this is the place to do it. Of corse if any of you come to my party there will be NO talk about our X'es or OP.

Thanks for all the help you have given me.

Husband

Husband,
You have mail. Where are you?

Yoyo, You just make me laugh so much. I love those two posts about the bridge and the blind man!!!!!

Saffie

Yoyo, I have just sent you mail.

Saffie

Husband,

How are things over your side of the pond? Pretty much the same over here, hanging on by the fingernails.

Yoyo, I understand women (NOT).

Saffie, Started the Lewis Hamilton fan club yet. Heard he had a big bustup with Fernando.

Yep, I heard that too!!!! Are you a racing fan Pamar?

Are you interested in a uk get togethet if we can arrange one?

Saffie

Thanks for the smiles, Yoyo. I needed them! Hi Husband and everyone else.

Hey pamar,

It's really windy here. Power is out on the other side of town. As for me I'm doing OK. It took sooooo long to get here. Two more weeks and It is time for me to make my stand. I have gain so much but it still is not right. I'm am ready for all or nothing. The shoe will be on the other foot.

Husband